The Smartlys

Episode 2

Car Pool

Fetch meets Nanny, an illegal alien psychotherapist who is also serving as a nanny for his daughters. Carrie and Lettie plan for their Halloween costumes. Adare is engaged to Philesha. Preston dunks Eric in wax, and a leaky pipe creates the new Car Pool.

Episode 3

Dead Right

Eric wants to be dead right. Preston tries to sell Eric on a Breast Outplant Clinic, and takes Eric to a nude beach. Fetch confronts Lettie. Carrie makes the Rooftop Observatory. Adare and Philesha break up. Shelley gets a crush on the new Car Pool Boy.

Episode 4

Fantaversary

Eric gets to be Mister Right. Fetch tries to stop a murder. Shelley bribes Adare. Lettie visits her mom and Vengalis. Preston pushes Solar Power, and trades places with Eric. Philesha reads Preston's future. Nanny measures Winky for a codpiece.

Episode 5

Mars

Eric and Preston have a séance, and trade places. Nanny confronts Fetch, and Lettie calls him "Triple D." Winky escapes hospital. Adare does laundry. Philesha has a stomach frog. Carrie plans to run away, and Eric solves Shelley's Case of the Missing M.

Episode 6

Pony Tales

Eric and Preston have a séance, and trade places. Nanny confronts Fetch, and Lettie calls him "Triple D." Winky escapes hospital. Adare does laundry. Philesha has a stomach frog. Carrie plans to run away, and Eric solves Shelley's Case of the Missing M.

Episode 7

Goldfish

Eric tells Shelley to paint a goldfish on a pancake. Fetch and Nanny do yoga. Adare and Philesha meet with Anti-Wedding Planner. Preston and Caddy promote Hair Removal Clinic. Fifty Bucks conducts Royal Joust! Adare vacuums. Shelley serves art for dinner.

Episode 8

Schwitzgum

Eric has a nightmare. Fetch returns. Adare-Philesha meets with Anti-Wedding Planner. Fire Marshall visits. Caddy gets a gift. Preston sells Timeshare in the 1600s; Eric erases him. Adare washes dishes. Nanny sees Abigail. Comfort Fuddle Schwitzgum poem.