The Panalysts

Episode 2

Boutros Boutros Gary

This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.

Episode 3

Duck or Moustache

This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.

Episode 4

Mars Bringer of Cake

The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.

Episode 5

Welcome to Hell!

This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.

Episode 6

Noted Lich Paul Anka

This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.

Episode 7

The Literal Queen

This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.

Episode 8

Instant Coffee

This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

Episode 9

A Goofy Situation

This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.

Episode 10

Nemesis

This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.

Episode 11

Forbidden Fruits

Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.

Episode 12

Empty this Dog Please

This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.

Episode 13

Ointments

This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.

Episode 14

Dan Brown's Sister Act II

Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

Episode 15

Freemasonry for Skids

This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

Episode 16

Just Puffin Things

Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.

Episode 17

Research and Jest

This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.

Episode 18

UR Mommy

This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.

Episode 19

Lil Chippy

This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.

Episode 20

The Embodiment of All Fears

This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.

Episode 21

Losing an Ear

This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.

Episode 22

Going Ham

This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.

Episode 23

Pox or Pox

This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

Episode 24

Self Acceptance Edition

This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.

Episode 25

Get Comfortable With It

This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

Episode 26

Seasonal and Local

This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

Episode 27

Shore Leave

This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.

Episode 28

Another Gundam Situation

This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

Episode 29

Ocelot vs Vagina Egg

This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.

Episode 30

Floss or Butthole

This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.

Episode 31

Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.

Episode 32

Death or Paperwork

The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.

Episode 33

Angry Pig or Wet Predator

This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.

Episode 34

Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag

This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.

Episode 35

Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note

This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.

Episode 36

"Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs

This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

Episode 37

Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination

This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.

Episode 38

Voreo or Shartcuterie

This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

Episode 39

Batman or Jock Itch

This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.