The Chris Gethard Show: Public Access

Episode 2

The Episode Where Everything Started

The second episode. After being shut out of having any prep time, we just took calls - and realized that calls could be the basis for the whole show and we were way over thinking things.

Episode 3

The Third Episode Episode

Shirtless Fanelli. A pre-presidential run and very visibly uncomfortable Connor Ratliff. Our first show in the small studio.

Episode 4

The Tazapper Episode

The first appearances of Anthony Atamaniuk and Horatio Sanz. I gotta tell you, I thought this public access experiment had crashed and burned, and Horatio showed up last minute with no warning.

Episode 5

The Wiffle Bat Gang Episode

The Wiffle Bat gang makes their debut - our first truly violent in an unexpected and way too much fashion experiment.

Episode 6

The Last Small Studio Show

Our final small studio show and the first ever hosted by Shannon O'Neill.

Episode 7

The Hands on an Audience Member Episode

Episode 8

The Kickboxer Episode

Considered an all time classic. Heavy hitter guests John Mulaney and Matt Besser.

Episode 9

The Dance Battle Episode

A controversial episode. Our friends the Oroboros Dance Crew came in and showed us what they do - little did we know that they would pants the Human Fish.

Episode 10

The Human Crane Episode

The most legendarily disastrous bit in the history of TCGS, the first attempt at The Human Crane remains the only stunt we've bailed on halfway through.

Episode 11

The How Random Is Random Jean Episode

The Chris Gethard Show debut of Jake Fogelnest.

Episode 12

The Fanelli Birthday Episode

Episode 13

The What's on My Head Episode

What's on My Head? What a weird, fun game.

Episode 14

The Drawing Pictures Episode

Episode 15

The Find the Human Fish Episode

Perhaps the dumbest idea we ever did - "Let's take the most popular thing about this show - in fact, the only thing that everyone loves all the time - and hide it from view for the entire show."

Episode 16

Goodbye Random Jean

A heartbreaking goodbye to an old friend.

Episode 17

New Friends and Long Lost Friends

We go on a search for the new Random.

Episode 18

The Physical Fitness Episode

Chris Gethard watched an episode and decided he needed to lose a few pounds.

Episode 19

The Great American Presidential Debate and Halloween Spooktacular

Connor invited every Republican candidate for president to debate him on the show.

Episode 20

Sibling Rivalry

Tom Scharpling in studio to mediate the relationship of Chris Gethard and his brother.

Episode 21

The Milkshake of Death

The Milkshake of Death. So gross, so fucked up, and such a fond memory.

Episode 22

Random Andrew and the Hero's Journey

Random Andrew was taking it on the chin from our callers.

Episode 23

Sandwich Night

A hundred-plus people showed up ready to eat.

Episode 24

The Greatest Rivalry in Sports

A bunch of people from the show play on a basketball team together in NYC.

Episode 25

Papa Gethard's Love Cauldron

Our dating episode. This one was really fun but also a mess.

Episode 26

Monologues Only

This was the great JD Amato's idea, and man was it a good one. All monologue jokes all the time.

Episode 27

One Hundred Callers

We attempted to get 100 callers in a single episode.

Episode 28

Ruin This Show

This one hurt. The only show that actually went off the rails.

Episode 29

The Dominatrix

Episode 30

The Night of Zero Laughs III

The Night of Zero Laughs.

Episode 31

The Blindfold Show

Episode 32

Loser Is the New Nerd

Episode 33

The Search for the New Random

We had to say goodbye to Random Andrew, and it was so sad.

Episode 34

The Birth of the Third Random

We meet Random Melissa.

Episode 35

Checking in with Alyssa

Why have something like The Chris Gethard Show if you don't do something nice for other people with it?

Episode 36

How Do Girls Work

Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women.

Episode 37

The Culture Show

Episode 38

The Birth of the Hintmaster

When Chris sets out to play the somewhat complicated word-game "Guess The Magic Word" he gets immediate feedback from the viewers that they are confused and bored by the game.

Episode 39

The Camera Cannon

Eventually we had to let our audience use our cameras like guns that shoot missiles, so we went ahead and just did it.

Episode 40

The Wisdom of the Aged

We invited the interesting, articulate, and 66 year old Peter Benjaminson to the show to help us wrestle with the concept of aging.

Episode 41

Math Sucks, Hintmaster Sucks

A show dedicated to the ups and downs of education.

Episode 42

The Hintmaster Show

Completing his transition from hero to villain, the Hintmaster takes over an entire episode of TCGS, renaming it The Hintmaster Show.

Episode 43

Multiple Choice Cavalcade of Fiascos

The Multiple Choice Cavalcade of Fiascos is the ultimate bringer of either reward or punishment.

Episode 44

Foreign Language Bingo

This week the TCGS panel is filled with friends of the show who speak different languages.

Episode 45

We Got Nothing

This week we test our ability to put on a show by literally planning nothing. No call in topic. No bits. No guests. Nothing.

Episode 46

Robot Fights

The Keeper of the Battledome has time traveled back from the future to oversee a night of insanity on TCGS.

Episode 47

Birthday Night

This week is not only Gethard's birthday but also the last show before he takes to the streets for #BonnarooGethard.

Episode 48

The Great Gethard Look-Alike Extravaganza

With Gethard and much of the crew out on the road, the rest of the gang hosts the Great Gethard Look-Alike Extravaganza.

Episode 49

Farewell Melissa

Random Melissa's last episode.

Episode 50

The One Year Anniversary Show

It's been one whole year since we first started this circus and we're doing our one year anniversary right.

Episode 51

The Night of Zero Laughs

If you laugh, you get eliminated.

Episode 52

The Genuine Sadness Episode

This week we weren't in the mood for dumb stuff.

Episode 53

The Shitty Art Show

This week we explore both the art world as well as the world of tricking dummies into giving us money.

Episode 54

The Twist Magazine August 2012 Issue

In unison we read the August 2012 Issue of Twist Magazine. For the entire show.

Episode 55

The Setup Show

Behind the scenes of the setup for TCGS.

Episode 56

Sum Yourself Up in One Sentence

Panel, Callers, and friends are all asked to sum up their entire lives in one sentence.

Episode 57

Celebrities Come Validate Us

With Chris out of town, Shannon hosts the show and urges celebrities to come down to the show to validate us.

Episode 58

The Crowd-Sourced Character Contest

Viewers sent in their submissions for names of new TCGS characters.

Episode 59

Happy Murf Day

A day dedicated to Murf's head-shot and the man himself.

Episode 60

Truth or Dare

The TCGS cast and crew participate in a viewer submitted game of truth or dare.

Episode 61

The Ultimate Public Access Party

When Andrew W.K. comes to the show, we attempt to throw the most unforgettable party possible within with guidelines of public access television rules.

Episode 62

Smash Cut to the Future

The Keeper of the Battledome returns to TCGS.

Episode 63

Smash Cut to the Past

The Chris Gethard Show gets stuck in ancient Rome.

Episode 64

A Book Shall Be Written

R.L Stine, D.C. Pierson, and Dave Hill join the panel and attempt to write a book live on public access television in one hour.

Episode 65

The Blindfold Show II

The second Blindfold Show in which the entire panel is blindfolded.

Episode 66

The Softer Side of Shannon O'Neill

We attempt to bring out the softer side of Shannon O'Neill.

Episode 67

The Cans Film Festival 2012

We screen ten films each under one minute in the first ever Cans Film Festival.

Episode 68

The Beef Off

The Beef Off: After a caller tried to determine the beefiest member of the TCGS crew, we decided to hold an official contest to figure out who the beefiest member of the TCGS family might be.

Episode 69

Sandwich Night 2012: 2 Sandwich 2 Night

A bunch of friends gathering at a public access studio and eating sandwiches together on the eve of Thanksgiving - This year's Sandwich Night was massively successful.

Episode 70

Fan Fiction Theatre

Viewers send in their own original TCGS Fan Fiction and we perform it live on the show with Bobby Moynihan, Anthony Atamanuik, and many of our TCGS friends.

Episode 71

First Night in Harlem

While our regular studio is being renovated we have to head uptown to do the show from MNN's secondary studio in Harlem.

Episode 72

Panic Attacks and Technical Disasters

Our second week in Harlem and fittingly we are talking about panic attacks.

Episode 73

Hyperresolutions

We're in Harlem again and this time we're asking callers to give us their hypersolutions. We then take those hyperresolutions and then put Andrew Parrish in charge of making them come true.

Episode 74

Keeper and Company

With Chris out of town we head to the time stream and check in on The Keeper of the Battledome's morning talk show Keeper and Company.

Episode 75

Loser Is Still the New Nerd

Chris is joined by Jesse Ventura and Bethany to officially celebrate Loser-dome for the second time on the TCGS air waves. Callers and audience members explain why they might be losers.

Episode 76

Angels and Devils

This week the panelists take calls from people seeking advice and let them choose whether they want good or bad advice.

Episode 77

Belly Burrito

The panelists talk about some real stuff with callers as they help make a Belly Burrito.

Episode 78

Farewell Manesha

Chris Gethard is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna from the Adventures of Pete and Pete as we say goodbye to "Random Manesha" who we literally only met once.

Episode 79

Race to the Top

After challenging (begging) the fans to make the show #1 on iTunes, the panelists reward their successful efforts by degrading Chris Gethard.

Episode 80

Ambidextrous?

The panelists test the limits of their non-dominant hands in a show concept suggested by a fan on the show's message boards.

Episode 81

February Beach Party

After getting hit in the head with a coconut Vacation Jason has lost his memory and transformed in the stuffy suit-wearing Jason Reinlib.

Episode 82

When the Cat's Away, the Ratz Will Play

With Chris Gethard down in Austin for South By Southwest, Shannon takes over hosting duties for the night and promptly gives all the power to our chatroom viewers. The legendary Ratz Carlton.

Episode 83

First Times

Chris Gethard has first time callers, first time foods, first time experiences, and first time giant life moments. Special guest Aidy Bryant.

Episode 84

Someone will Die

One of the fictional characters will die.

Episode 85

The Royal Rumble of Twister

Colt Cabana is the guest for the first ever Royal Rumble of Twister. Every two minutes a new competitor joins the fray as callers give twister-based challenges.

Episode 86

Beyonce

With Chris Gethard out of town, caller and friend of the show Alyssa takes the reigns and hosts a night dedicated to Beyonce. One full hour dedicated to Beyonce.

Episode 87

Let's Get Real

This week we decide to get real and talk about anything our callers want to divulge.

Episode 88

What's in Hot Dog's Mouth

We spend an hour trying to guess the different objects hidden in Hot Dog's mouth.

Episode 89

Let's Sell Out with Real Late Night Characters

We try to prove that we can play ball just like any mainstream late night talk show, so we invite some conventional late night talk show guests onto our show.

Episode 90

Who Needs a Haircut?

Special guest Zach Galifianakis joins us in studio to give haircuts to strangers.

Episode 91

We Will Predict Your Future

Amy Poehler helps us predict the future. We use fortune cookies, tarot cards, magic eight balls, and our own intuition to determine what will happen to our callers.

Episode 92

Sum Yourself Up in a Dance Move

Callers, cast, and friends all describe the motions that make them unique. With special guest Griffin Newman.

Episode 93

What's the Worst Thing You Can Make Us Say?

This week the audience was challenged to submit the most offensive things they can muster.

Episode 94

Conspiracy Theory Gary Show

The show was handed over to fellow MNN producer Conspiracy Theory Gary and let him put on the Conspiracy Theory Gary Show.

Episode 95

The Hour Long Song

What happens when a bunch of strangers come together with random instruments and make up an hour long song?

Episode 96

The Crowd Sourced Character Contest 2

It's back. Viewers submitted over 700 character names, we picked 10, and now you get to see these characters come to life.

Episode 97

True or False

Callers tell stories and our panel has to decide if they are true or not.

Episode 98

Leaked E-mails

Following the lead of Edward Snowden, Gethard decides to leak all emails and text messages associated with this week's show.

Episode 99

Looking at Dicks for an Hour: A New Low

Four adult men look at each other's dicks for an hour.

Episode 100

Hundo

Chris gives a State of The TCGS speech while getting speech jammed.

Episode 101

Glory Hole Kissing Booth

With special guests Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer, the panel is challenged to guess the lips of TCGS characters by kissing them in the first ever Glory Hole Kissing Booth.

Episode 102

Destroy-A-Toy

Bobby Moynihan loves toys. Callers decide which challenges Bobby has to endure in order to save toys from destruction.

Episode 103

Turtle Birthday

We have a birthday for a Turtle.

Episode 104

Space Battle

The Human Fish has been captured by an alien and only a board-game based space battle captained by Mad Men's Rich Sommer can get him back.

Episode 105

Caller Critiques

Jake Fogelnest joins the panel to critique our callers.

Episode 106

The Villain's Journey

Is Random Messenger Bag truly a hero or just a man who has yet to be properly tested? Also, the Front Bottoms join us and make our audience go crazy.

Episode 107

We Got Nothing 2

We got nothing. The only things we got are Quitzow who mesmerizes our audience in dancing a lot.

Episode 108

The Mole

Someone leaked confidential information to Gimghoul Castle in North Carolina, which begs us to ask the question: Who is the goddamn mole?

Episode 109

The Beef Off 2

Will Rob Malone defend his title? Will Jersey Dave repeat his first round failure from TBO1? Only the beefy will survive.

Episode 110

Olympic Training

Callers help us train Connor Ratliff in possible events for the upcoming Summer Olympics. Will he find his event?

Episode 111

We Watch You

We use Skype to watch our audience watch us.

Episode 112

TCGS Half Hour + Saddle Bee Neigh T Hive

TCGS performs a half-hour opener for the hit live variety sketch show Saddle-Bee Neigh-t Hive starring Horse and Bee. Griffin Newman is the special guest on TCGS as well as the host of SNH.

Episode 113

Mike at the Library

We let a guy from Cornell lead us around his school library via Skype for a full hour.

Episode 114

Rid Us of This Cursed Doll

We have a haunted doll. We want to give it to you. By the end of this show one of you will get it and all of the curses that come with it.

Episode 115

Open for Delivery

Viewers send things to the studio and we just sit back and let the fun come to us.

Episode 116

Place Your Bets

You make bets, we do them.

Episode 117

A Big Announcement

A big announcement. Anything can happen. No cool kids.

Episode 118

Sandwich Night Br3advolution

The third annual Sandwich Night. The biggest crowd, the most sandwiches, and calls from other sandwich celebrations.

Episode 119

Scare the Shit Out of Bethany

We try to make Bethany Hall cry live on air with help from horror actress Blanche Baker and the sick and twisted minds of our callers.

Episode 120

The Cream Wedding

The wedding you've all been waiting for: The Guy Who Likes Cream But Not Too Much Cream & His Personal Barista. Love, laughs, and - drama?

Episode 121

The Human Fish Gets Waxed

The Human Fish gets waxed. With special guest Sal Vulcano, and musical guest Wheatus.

Episode 122

Tell Us Something You've Never Told Anyone

Chris Gethard and the panel ask the callers to tell them something they have never told anyone before.

Episode 123

J.D.'s Nightmare

Episode 124

I'm Nervous All the Time

Planned to be about nervousness regarding the future. Instead, a completely unplanned chant of "eat more butts" broke out at the beginning then lasted almost fifteen full minutes.

Episode 125

Say It to My Face

Chris Gethard invited fellow MNN producers who have been talking shit to come on air and talk it out. None of them show up.

Episode 126

Don Fanelli Builds a Human Size Bird House

Don Fanelli builds a human size bird house. A callback from the very first episode.

Episode 127

Paintin' Faces with Diana Kolsky

Diana Kolsky face paints panelists.

Episode 128

Spanish Calls Only

An episode where only Spanish is allowed to be spoken.

Episode 129

How Would You Fight Me?

Callers were asked to call in and describe how they would fight Chris Gethard.

Episode 130

Straight Up Phone Sex

Callers were asked to call in and have phone sex with various members of our panel, and our very special guest, Hannibal Buress.

Episode 131

Talkin' Teenz

Chris Gethard invites a Canadian teenager to interview the panel about comedy and teenagers.

Episode 132

Juan in a Million

The Chris Gethard Show celebrates the long time creative contributor Juan in a live retrospective.

Episode 133

The Night of Zero Laughs V

The Night Of Zero Laughs V. If you laugh, you get eliminated.

Episode 134

The First Call Show

The first person to call in decides the topic of the entire episode.

Episode 135

We Aren't Done Talking About Wrestling Yet

Special guest Eddie Kingston in studio to help us work on the ancient art of cutting wrestling promos.

Episode 136

Talk About Whatever You Want (But We Recommend Professional Wrestling)

"El Matador" Tito Santana and SNL's Brooks Wheelan are joining us to talk about pro wrestling for the third week in a row.

Episode 137

Why Did You Stop Watching the Chris Gethard Show?

No characters, no costumes, no musical guest, no house band, no hula hooping. Just taking calls from people who used to watch the show but don't anymore, so they can say why.

Episode 138

ShoutOutTV Presents the Booty Shake Hour with Bo Montez

Bo Montez takes over the The Chris Gethard Show time slot, so get ready to shake your rumps for a full hour of debauchery.

Episode 139

I Can Do Bad All by Myself

There are no camera operators, floor managers, or any crew, Chris Gethard takes over all the reins with musical guest Mal Blum.

Episode 140

18th Century American Gladiators

The Chris Gethard Show traveled back to the 1700s to see some of our nation's founding fathers compete against audience members in a series of ill advised and very 18th Century events with music by Open Mike Eagle and Hannibal Buress.

Episode 141

Should We Keep Doing the Show?

The Chris Gethard Show has a simple call in topic this week - "Should we keep doing this show?" with music by Black Wine.

Episode 142

The Hallowcane Squeezetacular

Due to Hurricane Sandy shutting down most of New York, TCGS is forced to put on an impromptu Halloween Party and Live Show direct from Chris' actual bedroom. Cast and crew walked from the far corners of New York to get there and what unfolded was a last-second completely unplanned episode of TCGS. We try to scare Bethany, hear some great music, and endorse products since we're not on the public access airwaves.

Episode 143

12 Hours of Election Coverage