Episode 1
Brett Venom MD
Sanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it. They disguise themselves as doctors and discover that the patient is Mr. Noodman, their neighbor who is terrified of snakes (Craig is a snake) and he then causes panic throughout the hospital before Sanjay's mother successfully completes the surgery.
Episode 2
Laugh Quake
Sanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh
Episode 3
Maximum Dennis
The boys disguise themselves as Maximum Dennis at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.
Episode 4
Dog Wave
The boys want a dog, but wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.
Episode 5
Heightmare
Sanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it
Episode 6
Be Like Tufflips
Sanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.
Episode 7
Stinkboy
Sanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.
Episode 8
Wolfie
Hector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves.
Episode 9
Traffical Island
Sanjay strands his pals on a highway median, and everyone gets upset during the experience.
Episode 10
Partybot
Sanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.
Episode 11
The Giving G
The boys find a giant gorilla balloon at the dump that used to belong to "Big G Tires." Unfortunately, the Dicksons also want it.
Episode 12
Release the Craigan
When Craig steals Megan's identity, he becomes a beauty pageant queen, making Megan depressed.
Episode 13
Muscle C.O.P.S.
Sanjay and Craig grow giant muscles, join an unusual police force known as the Muscle C.O.P.S. and learn a valuable lesson on teamwork.
Episode 14
Cold Hard Cash
Sanjay and Craig find a 100-dollar bill in the ice. But the problem is, Baby Richard Dickson wants it as well.
Episode 15
Unbarfable
Sanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him puke.
Episode 16
Game On
Sanjay and Craig's favorite video game, Tufflips Thumbs-Up Karate, is mysteriously gone from the Frycade.
Episode 17
Laked Nake
Sanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake, and Tyson tries to show him to everyone in order to ruin his life.
Episode 18
Doom Baby
Sanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson. But things get crazy when he sneaks into Noodman's house.
Episode 19
Blackout
Sanjay tries to give an electric charger to his mother during a blackout. The problem is, everyone else wants it.
Episode 20
Family Re-Noodman
The boys sneak into Noodman's family reunion to sample a new Frycade wing recipe.
Episode 21
Fart Baby
Sanjay becomes pregnant with a fart after holding one in to avoid farting in front of Belle Pepper.
Episode 22
Kung-Fu Catapult
After playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover a haunted trailer and agree to rid Tufflip's trailer, haunted by ghosts in search for a catapult.
Episode 23
Road Pizza
Craig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.
Episode 24
Trouble Dare
Sanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show.
Special guest stars: Marc Summers and John Harvey as themselves.
Episode 25
You're in Trouble
The gang go to the Tufflips camp. But Sanjay and Craig decide to not drink for the journey to avoid wetting the bed during the night.
Episode 26
Cup O'Universe
The kids are convinced that there is a universe in an old milkshake cup.
Episode 27
Booger Johnson
Megan forces Sanjay to take care of her pet gerbil, Booger Johnson, while she's away. But since Craig has an appetite for gerbils, Sanjay tries to get him to see Booger Johnson as a friend.
Episode 28
Dream Rangers
Sanjay and Craig must re-enter their dream to rescue Belle from Noodman.
Episode 29
Prickerbeast
The gang is lied to by their parents about the urban legend of the Prickerbeast, so they vow revenge.
Episode 30
Day of the Snake
Craig lies to Sanjay about what his day is like while Sanjay is away at school.
Episode 31
Old Farts
After finding out that seniors get free wings at the Frycade, Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as seniors.
Episode 32
Kerplunk'd
Sanjay and Craig plan on starting a web-show where they prank others, based on Raska's hit web-show. Problems arise and a prank war breaks out between Sanjay and Craig and Raska.
Special guest stars: Adam DeVine as Raska Boosh.
Episode 33
Flip Flopas
The kids find some rare candies at Hector's house known as Flip Flopas, but when they discover a trick behind the candies, they seek and antidote.
Special guest stars: Sam Lavagnino as Munchie.
Episode 34
Chill Bill
When the boys come across an underground convenience store known as "Eezy P-Eezy," they soon meet Chill Bill, an electric bass player. Craig soon starts hanging out with Chill Bill, making Sanjay jealous.
Special guest stars: Michael-Leon Wooley as Chill Bill.
Episode 35
Curb Dawgz
Sanjay, Craig and Hector, the "Curb Dawgz", disguise themselves as rad skateboarders, hoping to join a skateboarding crew.
Episode 36
Susan Loogie
Megan disguises herself as a tomboy to convince Sanjay to be her dance partner.
Episode 37
A Tail of Two Slithers
When Craig's long-lost brother, Ronnie Slithers, takes him away, Sanjay goes to extreme measures to get Craig back. Meanwhile, Ronnie uses devious methods to break-up Sanjay and Craig. When Sanjay sneaks into Ronnie's house to save Craig, Ronnie and his security try to stop them by using shovels, but when Sanjay tells Ronnie he doesn't have to be alone, the securities stop throwing things, at the end, Ronnie learns his lesson, Craig opens up to Sanjay's parents and tells them that he can talk, but they knew he could talk a long time ago.
