Alien News Desk

Episode 2

Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People

Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

Episode 3

Udder Madness

Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”

Episode 4

Simultaneous Vortex Exit

Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

Episode 5

A Big Moldy Space Orange

Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

Episode 6

A Very Norffy Gronksmas

Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

Episode 7

Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists

Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

Episode 8

A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck

What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

Episode 9

Cumbersome Dongles

The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”

Episode 10

Bloated Acquisition Piles

Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

Episode 11

Princes of Mange

Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”

Episode 12

The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft

Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.